captiancaboose
  • Rareware Fans: "We want a new Banjo-Kazooie game! Just like how it used to be!"
  • Microsoft: "OKAY HERE'S SOME LEGO CARS WITH A FAT BEAR AND DUMB GAY BIRD"
  • Rareware Fans: "...oh... Well... Oh I know, let's turn to Nintendo. NINTENDO! We want a sequel to Donkey Kong 64! With a big open worl---"
  • Nintendo: "OKAY SO CHECK THIS. IT'S DONKEY KONG. BUT YOU CONTROL IT WITH BONGO DRUMS. REMEMBER THE BONGO DRUMS FROM DONKEY KONG 64? COOL, RIGHT?"
  • Rareware Fans: ".....okay that hurts. Uh, Microsoft. Come on. Conker. Remember how beautiful Live and Reloaded looked? Imagine how much you could do with a sequel two gens of consoles later. Come on."
  • Microsoft: "You want Conker in a game?"
  • Rareware Fans: "YES!"
  • Microsoft: "YOU WANT CONKER THE SQUIRREL OF BAD FUR DAY FAME IN A GAME!?"
  • Rareware Fans: "YES PLEASE"
  • Microsoft: "MAKE IT. YOUR FUCKING SELF."